?

Log in

Welcome to the Jesterspace

My personal Rant-Space and Infodump

Rating position

Name:
Jesterspace
Location:
Schools:


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Jester.

Caution: Jester may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Jester Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Jester on concrete.

Discontinue use of Jester if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Jester begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Jester may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Jester should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Jester, Fat Man Must Die, and its parent company Fnord, Inc, of any and all liability.

Jester includes an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Jester has been shipped to our troops in Afghanistan and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Jester.

Jester comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Jester

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

Rating position

Statistics